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I'm just talking to myself. We do that sometimes, me and myself.

So there’s this guy that I work with…

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He’s been my dating guru, if you will.  Some of his more inspiring gems are as follows:

~Go for the freaks and the geeks but not the Greeks.

~Axe body spray smells like douche bag.  (AKA: Stay away from guys wearing Axe, which, I mean, ya don’t gotta tell me.  Hellooo flashbacks to middle school dances.)

~(And when I tell him of a crash-and-burn…) How old is he? 21? Well there you go, that’s your problem.

Clearly, this is a work in progress.  Will add to it as more blog-worthy sayings are said.

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Author: Angelica Ross

Coffee addict, Post-It aficionado, Sharpie fanatic. I live and work in Pittsburgh, pin lots of recipes I'll never make, and I love the Oxford comma. Sometimes I write about advertising, other times I write about general life happenings; no matter what, I always try to entertain.

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  1. Pingback: Amended dating advice from Fred « moda vivendi

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