He’s been my dating guru, if you will. Some of his more inspiring gems are as follows:
~Go for the freaks and the geeks but not the Greeks.
~Axe body spray smells like douche bag. (AKA: Stay away from guys wearing Axe, which, I mean, ya don’t gotta tell me. Hellooo flashbacks to middle school dances.)
~(And when I tell him of a crash-and-burn…) How old is he? 21? Well there you go, that’s your problem.
Clearly, this is a work in progress. Will add to it as more blog-worthy sayings are said.