Let’s see how many 140-character statements we can make about #WhiteGirlProblems. Yay Twitter for blogging inspiration.
- Sephora doesn’t sell MAC cosmetics
- This latte isn’t non-fat
- These Uggs make my feet look ridiculous but they’re comfy
- I want to be Adele’s best friend
- What did I drink last night?
- Oops, I did it again
- I’ll talk to you again when your bo-ho, feather-wearing phase is over
- Remember when it only took a few drinks to get drunk? Me neither
- Remember what it was like to actually eat? Me neither
- The problem with my boyfriend is that he’s poor
- I don’t know whether I love you or hate you
- I need a fat friend to make me look skinny when we go out
- This celery tastes fattening
- How many calories are in a skinny vanilla latte?